Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends ...
** Welcome to W.C.W.F. BATTLEZONE 2014 **
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Pfff... those were some close victories! On this level it's mostly either way, you never know what wil happen next, especially not here in WCWF.
Anyway, next will be the Women's World Title match. I'm excited!
Anyway, next will be the Women's World Title match. I'm excited!
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Cindy, that's right, and it's a triangle match. That will be hot action!
But we still have more.. we're gonna give the fans something to talk about years from now... the Battle of the Alamo Match will be on. And a (losea)lot more.
But we still have more.. we're gonna give the fans something to talk about years from now... the Battle of the Alamo Match will be on. And a (losea)lot more.
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Freddie, that was too funny....
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Thanx, hun. You really think I'm funny?
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... no.
W.C.W.F. Women's World Title
Current Champion: Barefoot Sonja
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Three-Way Dance of the Shield Maidens Match
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Barefoot Sonja vs Diana Wilson 2:0
Barefoot Sonja vs Lily Hot Valentine 2:0
Barefoot Sonja vs Lily Hot Valentine 2:0
Your Winner and still W.C.W.F. Women's World Champion : Barefoot Sonja
W.C.W.F. Texas State Title
Current Champion:
Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury |
Battle of the Alamo Match The current W.C.W.F. Texas State Champion, Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury, will face a selection of eight opponents in singles matches.
"Rey del Mambo" Enrique Morales loses to Lone Wolf
Country Boy Clayton loses to Lone Wolf Claudio Castagnoli loses to Lone Wolf Wild Stallion 2 loses to Lone Wolf 8.000 The General Slap Nuts loses to Lone Wolf Black-Mamba loses to Lone Wolf Dionysos F.I.R.E : wins - first in line "Simply Amazing" Steve Anderson: loses to Lone Wolf |
Your Winner and still W.C.W.F. Texas State Champion: Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury
W.C.W.F. Mid Atlantic Title
Current Champion : vacant
Contenders:
Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury Country Boy Clayton Steve Anderson Johnny Delta Dangerous Lord Darcy Finale Match: Johnny Delta vs. Dangerous Lord Darcy:
Johnny Delta |
Mid Atlantic Battle Royal
* The Mid Atlantic Title is the new title that traditionally will be introduced at an annual event. It's supposed to become a part of the new brands structure, that is planned after BattleZone, if WCWF reaches the total of 75-80 members. This title will will be already used now. A couple of titles will have counterparts in the other brand, The counterpart of this title will be the future W.C.W.F. Mid West Title. Another example will be the National Heavyweight Title which will be the counterpart of the U.S. Title. * All opponents will be in a round robin first. * The winners pass on to a tournament which represents the Battle Royal The winner 8.000 coins and will be the first Mid Atantic Champion. |
Your Winner and first W.C.W.F. Mid Atlantic Champion: Johnny Delta ~loves his Matty~
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That was completely insane... these wrestlers are really giving all they have in these matches. And all of that to please and impress you, the audience. BTW, kids, don't try this at home.
And I have a special guest here at the announcer's table, that you all know: "Sensational" Sandra Morgan.
How you doing, Sandra?
And I have a special guest here at the announcer's table, that you all know: "Sensational" Sandra Morgan.
How you doing, Sandra?
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Hi, Cindy. Thanks, I'm doing great.... I'm impressed by all that I've seen sofar and I'd say that WCWF BattleZone 2014 is as succesful as I expected it to be. You guys are all doing great! And we're still not at the end.. there's more to come!
But, there's only one more thing I hope we can bring you next time, and that's a title match for the Ladies Tag Team Titles...
At this moment, Beautiful Legacy, the Ladies Tag Team Champions, are competing in various matches, so they have their hands full, but I'd like to show the fans a promo, broacasted on Lily TV. And after that we continue with something quite unusual, the WCWF Sing-Off Key Contest !
But, there's only one more thing I hope we can bring you next time, and that's a title match for the Ladies Tag Team Titles...
At this moment, Beautiful Legacy, the Ladies Tag Team Champions, are competing in various matches, so they have their hands full, but I'd like to show the fans a promo, broacasted on Lily TV. And after that we continue with something quite unusual, the WCWF Sing-Off Key Contest !
A picture of our professional jury for the singing contest:
Taylor Love, Honey Mundane and Lizzy Lawful. They'll judge the candidates' efforts. Rumour has it they might be sometimes rather 'rash' in their opinions, but they claim being honest, and that it helps the candidate's carreer. I'm not so sure about that, but I'm not a pro.
Candidates :
Sir Losealot Brandon The Superstar Barabbas Johnny Delta Stud Puppy Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury tiago the scorpion Alex Riley Charisma Kid Lily Hot Valentine "Big Sexy" Neil Hargreaves Revelation 123 "The Sickness" Spike Derenger Rockin Rodent Heartbreaker |
Slammy Awards 2
Sing-Off Key Singing Contest This must be without a doubt be one of the weirdest tournaments in this annual event. Like we did at The Slam Jam Awards, there will be another Singing Contest, where you can test both your singing AND your fighting skills against opponents. Sixteen competitors will be up against eachother. They all need to tell the jury which song they will perform. Some of them did already, so further entry is limited. WCWF Board is confident everybody enters the contest voluntarily, but Sandra seems to think otherwise. So she will randomly pick the rest, with regard of who is active and not in many matches yet. Anyway, after each match the winner and the loser will get a judgement by our professional jury, where they will look at vocal qualities, performance skills and impact on the fans. Winning the contest will give a special prize, (depending partly on how much costs WCWF has to spent on earplugs, retribution for sour milk, copyright infringement and bribes to buy off lawyers, and the local police). For the moment this prize has been set to 16.000 coins for the winner and 12.000 coins for the runner up. Semi Finalists will still earn 8.000 coins each, quarter finalists 4.000, eighth finalists 2.000 |
Round 1 (Verdict of the Jury) :
Stud Puppy: (Honey Mudane: ' I have no clue where they get these people, even my dog sings better. ' Taylor Love: ' What did you say? Luckily I had my earplugs in, because I had a bad feeling about this. I dunno about that Revelation 123, it wasn't out of tune, but not convincing yet ' )
Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury: (Lizzy Lawful: ' Three words: stick to wrestling. And never try to sing again. ' Honey Mundane: ' It was certainly below average and he shouldn't do that Michael Jackson dance routine next time. Well ... next time.. not if I can prevent it. Barabbas, I think he has something ... I need to hear more in the next round. ' )
Hearbreaker89: (Taylor Love: ' A complete fail. He tried to sing a love song, but it turned out to be a vocal drama, and we got reports from the Federal Police that people started to riot in the streets near the Civic Sports Center. ' Honey Mundane: ' I was heavily warned about this, but in some unexpected way the microphone didn't work, so we can 't judge if Sir Losealot's performance was good or bad. So he will get another chance. ' )
Lily Hot Valentine: (Honey Mundane: 'I do not know what is wrong with those female wrestling vocalists today...' Lizzy Lawful: ' I do: everything... ' )
Tiago the Scorpion: (Taylor Love: ' Lizzy, did he stop already? I guess I need some medicines after this. ')
Brandon the Superstar: (Honey Mundane: ' I really wanted to say something nice about this performance, but somehow I really can't find anything positive. Awful vocal qualities. This guy should probably go see a doctor. ')
Charisma Kid: (Lizzy Lawful: ' The level of that song was just dramatical. It's somewhere in between a terrorist attack and a concert by Kanye West ' Honey Mundane: ' I don't think anything can be worse than Kanye West... no, Lizzy, that record still stands ' )
Johnny Saint: ( Taylor Love: ' Total fail. I don't think it gets any worse than this, at least I hope so. Honey, do you have a proper insurance? ')
Round 2 (Verdict of the Jury) :
Johnny Delta: (Taylor Love: ' This guy might have the looks, but if never heard such an awful noise in my life. As if somebody tortured a cat. ' Honey Mundane: ' And the most amazing about this show was that I've seen people sleeping in the audience. Unbelievable how they managed to do that. ' Lizzy Lawful: ' Losealot again passed the test without being heared. Dunno if that's a blessing or not, for what I've heared about last time. There's a rumour that the sound engineers Sandra insisted he should use misplaced his mic and when he tried to use his opponent's mic it wouldn't work so he crammed it down an engineer's throat. We have no confirmation on that yet, though. ')
Alex Riley: ( Lizzy Lawful: ' If I ever have to watch something like this again, I want a raise in salary now. This was plain torture. ' Honey Mundane: ' I'll have the phone number of my dog's singing coach, he might need it. ' Taylor Love: 'That Spike Derenger could be something though... I didn't hear half of his performance, but that promisses ' )
Rockin Rodent: (Honey Mundane: ' Well, I might become a T-Bone steak right now if there was something rockin' at that performance. Lizzy Lawful: ' Well, my chair did... it was so badly sung the chair gave a crack, so I need a new one. ' Taylor Love: ' You sure that wasn't from a lack of needed diets? ' Lizzy Lawful: ' What did you say? ' Taylor Love: ' I said: Revelation 123 might be promissing. Though I muted the channel, his dancing skills were not that awful... So let's see about this ' )
Barabbas: (Lizzy Lawful: ' I guess if you've committed too many sins in life, and that's what you'll get. A free performance of Barabbas in the after life. And you can't run. ' Honey Mundane: ' Agreed. This was uncalled for. Well, I covered my ears, but while doing that I watched 'Big Sexy' Neil Hargreaves perform, and he didn't look bad, so I'm curious about the next round.' )
Round 3 (Verdict of the Jury) :
"The Sickness' Spike Derenger: (Taylor Love: ' I wondered why that guy was called 'The Sickness', but after really hearing back his performance, it's obvious . ' Honey Mundane: ' I asked the paramedics for a vaccination. You never know. Even though he didn't show up this round, probably stage fright' Lizzy Lawful: ' I don't really know what's happening out there, but again Sir Losealot's microphone didn't work, but we have to give him the win, because of the no show. ' )
"Big Sexy" Neil Hargreaves: (Lizzy Lawful: ' I got a message from the NSA. They asked us to borrow a tape of that performance to use it as a weapon against the Russians to get Snowdon back. ' Honey Mundane: ' Then they are out of luck. I saw a technician rip it off the recorder as soon as Neil finished, beat it a hammer and jump on it several times. After that he was taken off by security guards. ' Taylor Love: ' I didn't see anything... I had a 6 lbs. of ear plugs in and I only watched Revelation 123. Great physique, but let's see how he does in the finals. ' )
Final Round (Verdict of the Jury) :
Sir Losealot: (Lizzy Lawful: ' I've never seen a performance like this. All that smoke and fire. That was already nice but we still had to disqualify the contestant, because we still didn't hear a thing. ' Honey Mundane: ' Sir Losealot has protested with us, but to no avail. He said: ' I'm protesting the results of the singing contest. I saw that no good Pretty Boy Nytro talking to your so called expert technicians before the match. I decided I was also going to show off my guitar skills with my vocal talents but everytime I tried to start my song there was backfeed from my mic and then my guitar amp literally BLEW UP!!!!!! I know that no good pretty boy had something to do with it. '
Taylor Love: ' Yeah, yeah, the technicians, Nytro ... it's still a DQ .... Ok. back to business... We have to announce a winner, and I have been selected under protest, because the others didn't want to, so we drew straws. So our official verdict is that we have to choose Revelation 123 as the winner of this contest, and grant him the title 'Best Vocal Performer of BattleZone 2014. '
Honey Mundane: ' Get it over with, Taylor, I want my paycheck and never ever come back here again. ' Lizzy Lawful: ' I wouldn't have survived another round. Err... To the winner, Revelation 123. We, the jury, think you've done a great performance and though there are some parts that could be done better, we're satisfied with what we heared. ' Honey Mundane: ' Liar, you had your ears taped off, so you didn't hear anything. ' Taylor Love: ' Anyway, we have to leave WCWF and this wonderful audience now, and to be honest I'll promiss to never do this again.'
Stud Puppy: (Honey Mudane: ' I have no clue where they get these people, even my dog sings better. ' Taylor Love: ' What did you say? Luckily I had my earplugs in, because I had a bad feeling about this. I dunno about that Revelation 123, it wasn't out of tune, but not convincing yet ' )
Lone Wolf Cayuga Fury: (Lizzy Lawful: ' Three words: stick to wrestling. And never try to sing again. ' Honey Mundane: ' It was certainly below average and he shouldn't do that Michael Jackson dance routine next time. Well ... next time.. not if I can prevent it. Barabbas, I think he has something ... I need to hear more in the next round. ' )
Hearbreaker89: (Taylor Love: ' A complete fail. He tried to sing a love song, but it turned out to be a vocal drama, and we got reports from the Federal Police that people started to riot in the streets near the Civic Sports Center. ' Honey Mundane: ' I was heavily warned about this, but in some unexpected way the microphone didn't work, so we can 't judge if Sir Losealot's performance was good or bad. So he will get another chance. ' )
Lily Hot Valentine: (Honey Mundane: 'I do not know what is wrong with those female wrestling vocalists today...' Lizzy Lawful: ' I do: everything... ' )
Tiago the Scorpion: (Taylor Love: ' Lizzy, did he stop already? I guess I need some medicines after this. ')
Brandon the Superstar: (Honey Mundane: ' I really wanted to say something nice about this performance, but somehow I really can't find anything positive. Awful vocal qualities. This guy should probably go see a doctor. ')
Charisma Kid: (Lizzy Lawful: ' The level of that song was just dramatical. It's somewhere in between a terrorist attack and a concert by Kanye West ' Honey Mundane: ' I don't think anything can be worse than Kanye West... no, Lizzy, that record still stands ' )
Johnny Saint: ( Taylor Love: ' Total fail. I don't think it gets any worse than this, at least I hope so. Honey, do you have a proper insurance? ')
Round 2 (Verdict of the Jury) :
Johnny Delta: (Taylor Love: ' This guy might have the looks, but if never heard such an awful noise in my life. As if somebody tortured a cat. ' Honey Mundane: ' And the most amazing about this show was that I've seen people sleeping in the audience. Unbelievable how they managed to do that. ' Lizzy Lawful: ' Losealot again passed the test without being heared. Dunno if that's a blessing or not, for what I've heared about last time. There's a rumour that the sound engineers Sandra insisted he should use misplaced his mic and when he tried to use his opponent's mic it wouldn't work so he crammed it down an engineer's throat. We have no confirmation on that yet, though. ')
Alex Riley: ( Lizzy Lawful: ' If I ever have to watch something like this again, I want a raise in salary now. This was plain torture. ' Honey Mundane: ' I'll have the phone number of my dog's singing coach, he might need it. ' Taylor Love: 'That Spike Derenger could be something though... I didn't hear half of his performance, but that promisses ' )
Rockin Rodent: (Honey Mundane: ' Well, I might become a T-Bone steak right now if there was something rockin' at that performance. Lizzy Lawful: ' Well, my chair did... it was so badly sung the chair gave a crack, so I need a new one. ' Taylor Love: ' You sure that wasn't from a lack of needed diets? ' Lizzy Lawful: ' What did you say? ' Taylor Love: ' I said: Revelation 123 might be promissing. Though I muted the channel, his dancing skills were not that awful... So let's see about this ' )
Barabbas: (Lizzy Lawful: ' I guess if you've committed too many sins in life, and that's what you'll get. A free performance of Barabbas in the after life. And you can't run. ' Honey Mundane: ' Agreed. This was uncalled for. Well, I covered my ears, but while doing that I watched 'Big Sexy' Neil Hargreaves perform, and he didn't look bad, so I'm curious about the next round.' )
Round 3 (Verdict of the Jury) :
"The Sickness' Spike Derenger: (Taylor Love: ' I wondered why that guy was called 'The Sickness', but after really hearing back his performance, it's obvious . ' Honey Mundane: ' I asked the paramedics for a vaccination. You never know. Even though he didn't show up this round, probably stage fright' Lizzy Lawful: ' I don't really know what's happening out there, but again Sir Losealot's microphone didn't work, but we have to give him the win, because of the no show. ' )
"Big Sexy" Neil Hargreaves: (Lizzy Lawful: ' I got a message from the NSA. They asked us to borrow a tape of that performance to use it as a weapon against the Russians to get Snowdon back. ' Honey Mundane: ' Then they are out of luck. I saw a technician rip it off the recorder as soon as Neil finished, beat it a hammer and jump on it several times. After that he was taken off by security guards. ' Taylor Love: ' I didn't see anything... I had a 6 lbs. of ear plugs in and I only watched Revelation 123. Great physique, but let's see how he does in the finals. ' )
Final Round (Verdict of the Jury) :
Sir Losealot: (Lizzy Lawful: ' I've never seen a performance like this. All that smoke and fire. That was already nice but we still had to disqualify the contestant, because we still didn't hear a thing. ' Honey Mundane: ' Sir Losealot has protested with us, but to no avail. He said: ' I'm protesting the results of the singing contest. I saw that no good Pretty Boy Nytro talking to your so called expert technicians before the match. I decided I was also going to show off my guitar skills with my vocal talents but everytime I tried to start my song there was backfeed from my mic and then my guitar amp literally BLEW UP!!!!!! I know that no good pretty boy had something to do with it. '
Taylor Love: ' Yeah, yeah, the technicians, Nytro ... it's still a DQ .... Ok. back to business... We have to announce a winner, and I have been selected under protest, because the others didn't want to, so we drew straws. So our official verdict is that we have to choose Revelation 123 as the winner of this contest, and grant him the title 'Best Vocal Performer of BattleZone 2014. '
Honey Mundane: ' Get it over with, Taylor, I want my paycheck and never ever come back here again. ' Lizzy Lawful: ' I wouldn't have survived another round. Err... To the winner, Revelation 123. We, the jury, think you've done a great performance and though there are some parts that could be done better, we're satisfied with what we heared. ' Honey Mundane: ' Liar, you had your ears taped off, so you didn't hear anything. ' Taylor Love: ' Anyway, we have to leave WCWF and this wonderful audience now, and to be honest I'll promiss to never do this again.'
Your Winner and (depending on public judgement) having inflicted either the best or worst thing ever happened to our company : Revelation 123
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* (This comment of Frederick has been, for obvious reasons, changed to something more pleasant... also because our sponsors and the national television censors wouldn't exactly be happy if we would broadcast this.) *
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* (if you think the previous comment wasn't very nice, you should have heared this one by Cinderella, but then again, we would be in big trouble if we let you.) *
W.C.W.F. European Title
Current Champion: Sir Losealot
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W.C.W.F. D-Day Invasion Challenge
This match has recently been changed into a challenge to defeat the current European champion, Sir Losealot. * Eight randomly chosen competitors will try to invade the territory of the European champion, who has set up a proper defense, and gets some help of two randomly chosen allies. * They need to help Sir Losealot retain the title, so every match will be a handicap match : one invader vs. Sir Losealot and his ally. * Matches will be two days matches and Sir Losealot can't lose, if his ally gets counted out. * If an ally is a succesful help in defeating four opponents he will earn a titleshot at any title based on gender, except the (Women's ) World Title. * If an opponent is succesfull he will earn a titleshot against Sir Losealot at the European Title * on countout you need to apply for match payment * A win for Team Losealot or a loss for the opponent will be 2000 coins each, a win for an opponent will be 6000 coins |
Interference from outside again: match was declared a no contest.
W.C.W.F. Pacific Islands Title
Current Champion: Dangerous Lord Darcy Challengers:
The Mighty Atom
'Shark' Mark Turner gryphandor Lord Destructor |
Mutiny on the Bounty Match
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Your Winner and still W.C.W.F. Pacific Islands Champion: Dangerous Lord Darcy